The Great Stupid Cocktail Toy Giveaway

Tell me what this thing is, and win it for your collection of pointless cocktail curios.

So I posted on the Twitter machine a photo of one of the more pointless pieces of cocktail paraphernalia in my growing collection.

My offer: Identify this device, explain what it’s used for, and it’s yours. I will timely send it to you by US mail, and within a cheerful civil servant will deliver it to your door with a smile. You can start using it for  _______________  immediately.

I like to think of it as paying it forward. Or debiting it forward, if you like.

Not one taker so far.

And so I turn to both loyal readers of A Measured Spirit.

Anybody?

Author: Craig Stoltz

Suburban boulevardier. Former Washington Post journalist, entrepreneur, ex-Time.com Top 25 blogger. Foodie. Cocktail geek. Proudly work in digital communications for you, The American People.

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